"Pining" rhymes with "Whining!"

I've got to say it! It's 1:30 in the morning and I'm supposed to be asleep, but this is just getting ridiculous--

Anyone who goes to BYU to for the sole purpose of finding a mate is ridiculous, and anyone who updates their social-networking-site-of-choice status constantly about how their brilliant plan of finding said mate is failing, in one way or another, is even more ridiculous.

The sad thing, in my opinion, is that the majority of these people are young men--yes, you! Even better is that they're young men who still have yet to serve their missions or have opted not to go on one. For the first case--why are you so worried?! "I want someone devoted to writing to me on my mission" doesn't work anymore because you can't tell me that you don't have friends and family! And the only relationship you should really be focused on building up during those two years is the one between you and God anyways, in my humble opinion. To the latter: seriously? Of all places to flaunt your non-RM status, you pick BYU?! You're ASKING for the pain and misery of not having someone to cuddle with.

That's not to say that everyone deserves someone and blah, blah, blah, Leah is such a man-hater. Also, not all Cougars are there to find a mate, or so they say. Though secretly they are, but they lack more gall than the ones who are open about their intentions.

Be patient. There is a Plan and 10,000 more things you can do in the meantime, only one of which being whining on your Facebook.